有几次和球友侃侃而谈，竟然谈出以下几道问答题，和大家分享。
Qn 1. Which team gets to field 12 players in each match without breaching the football rulings?
Ans: Blackburn, because they have Tugay in the midfield. （Tugay的谐音是Two guy，两个人，2+其他10位队友，不就是12名球员吗？）
Qn 2. Why are the Man Utd players so afraid of Alex Ferguson?
Ans: Because the sponsor of Man Utd shirt is AIG!（保险公司的缩写是AIG，也正是Alex Is God，谁不怕神？）
Qn 3: Which is the fattest team in EPL?
Ans: West Ham, because they all wear a XL shirt.（西哈姆球衣上的赞助商是XL，好比超大码一样……）
是不是很冷？很欠扁？
阿不尽力了，请大家多多包涵！如果有更好笑的，请多多指教！
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