猫猫靓女发了这个给阿不，阿不睡眼惺忪，还真的笑了一笑。所以和各位分享一下……
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria.
TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER : Winnie, name 1 important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is..
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
有些笑话可能大家看过，阿不希望大家不要见笑。笑话不好笑，就笑阿不吧！
笑一笑，十年少！
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